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Episode 54: July 4th Special, Khaled has a movie idea, Meatlhead macks on a caller

This is our official 4th of July holiday how. In honor of our forefathers Get Laid Radio belts out their rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Since there is only one American that was actually born in America the rest of us had to read the lyrics off a sheet of paper. Al B the comedian is sitting in. He tells us about his experience with trying out for Last Comic Standing the TV show. He tells us that most comics hate that show because its not never heard of comics on the show but touring headliners. He gives us names like Kathleen Madigan, Pablo Francisco...these are comics you see three months ago with their own comedy specials but now Last Comic Standing is touting them as new comics. He says that the NBC network has turned the show into a circus act with letting people who dress up preference over funny comedians. All the comedians are friendly in line until Bill Bellamy shows up and pulls the meat wagon in. H-Dizzle suggests that Al B camp out for him so he can get that new iPhone. Al B talks about being half Mexican and Half Iranian. Dizzle says that now we have a Terrorist who has the skills to sneak into the border. Al B says hes actually a Terrorist whos to lazy to work. Alan C shows up with nail polish on his nails. Find out what thats all about. Could it have anything to do with his mom working at the nail salon? We talk about Ghetto girls gone wild. What is all that about? We got a lot of callers sitting on the line this show and we take some calls. One of our callers want to know what happened to Metalhead and if the bus does not stop by his house. He tells us that he called the wrong number by mistake and got a girl. So Dizzle trys to call up and see if the girl is available on the line but no one answers. We will just have to try again next week! Dizzle talks about his mean mom. His dad called to invite him to a bar-b-que and he hears him mom yell not to invite dizzle over in the background, We heard stories about his mom bringing him milk to drink in the middle of football games. Dizzle also talks about his diarrhea and how his new sleeping pill he took kept getting messed with. After taking it his friends kept calling him up but he was too delirious to answer the phone or to get up and turn it off. So he had to go through 8 hours of semi-lucid sleep where he was paralyzed and could not turn off his phones reminder beep. Khaled calls in! He has an idea for a movie that he wants Dizzle to fund. After listening to his idea everyone realizes that its an exact copy of the movie clerks. Khaled is so high on weed he isnt making any sense. He knows Dizzle has a low budget for the movie but Khaled keeps putting in famous people such as Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Borat, the incredible hulk and others. The mains characters name is Indiandicksarethebest and he meets a guy who wants to buy the gas station who is a retarded ninja. His story is so messed up that we all realize that he is really high on weed and these are his delusions. Metalhead calls in during the news. We have one of our fans littlewildcat who is a fan of metalhead sit in as we play the gossip game. We see if we can get metalhead hooked up with littlewildcat. Metalhead tries to put some weak moves on her and as usual it does not work. Its akward and as usual metalhead cant hold a conversation.

Episode 51: Abdul from Somalia calls in to talk about smacking a bitch

H-Dizzle talks about his horrible weekend where he had a racist girl harass him at a club and then had another racist guy get on him at the hospital. Abdul calls in who had a smiliar experience but in his case he smacked and slapped a bitch up and knocked her food everywhereLuis V sits in and talks about stealing gas from work. Dizzle and Allen Chao try to bargain with Luis V about hooking them up with gas.Dizzle is deathly afraid of cockroaches and his roomate caught him screaming like a girl this morning when he saw a cockroach.

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