Best Feelings Podcasts

Powered By Podcast.com
rss icon Birdie Jaworski Radio
Ghost Products in the Sky

This is my musical goodbye to Avon. Sing-a-long if you like!
Ghost Products in the Skyby Birdie JaworskiA catalogue was coming out one dark and windy day,but I don't care, 'cause that's not where I'll ever get my pay.Now don't you know, that every time those shiny products came,I hustled Avon everywhere, that's how I got my fame.Some brands ain't got no fire, and their lines have no appeal.My manager assured me that ol' Avon was sooo real.A bolt of fear went through me when I knocked on that first door.But truth be told it got too old, I couldn't push no more.Yipie Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky.....Once I wrote a thousand words of things gone right and wrong,I showed a brand new universe with every ding and dong.Avon is the greatest, won't you buy my products please.Avon is a lifestyle, the new recruit believes.Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky.....I talked a million women into selling Lift and Tuck,they trusted me to tell the truth so they could make a buck,and sure enough, they moved the stuff, and Avon's bottom lineincreased in size, Bust Sculpt applied to every single dime.Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky.....I did my best for Avon, made it fun, something to try,but when I checked my e-mail, I let out a great big sigh.Avon never told me that my stories did them good,but I kept writing anyway, because I thought I should.Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky.....Now Avon did a lot for me, in ways they'll never know,or understand, or comprehend, like where I get my glow.It's not from any product, any "thing" that I apply.My customers, taught to me, there's more than sell and buy.Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky.....That catalogue's now fadin' in the sun, I'm glad to say.My lipstick's left my holster and my blush has gone astray.Ladies, listen to me, when I tell you what I know,Skin So Soft can coat your legs, don't let it coat your soul.Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky.....

Below the Belt Belongs to Turkey

I wax the back of my Turkish friend. Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski.

Klingons have feelings, too

My youngest son was suspended from school for reciting his own Star Trek version of the Pledge of Allegiance. Here's our story!

The Power of Pig

Frankie the pot-bellied pig comes to live at my home!Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski.

Tribe

I have a deep love for all things Star Trek, and so do my two young boys. This is the story of our trip to the San Diego Comic-Con, and how it changed my youngest boy's life.Native American flute music performed by Birdie Jaworski.

Best Feelings Podcast Channels

channel imagechannel imagechannel imagechannel image

© 2008 Best Feelings. All rights reserved. Contact Best Feelings. Advertise. Privacy Policy




Yahoo!


 

Version: 4.1.4 - Taipan Logger: constructor: 2008-07-09 01:56:10 Globalvars: constructor Globalvars->loadConfig(): from cache Cache: constructor: ver. 0.2.1 Cache: constructor: cache_dir:[/var/www/.cache/] Objecthandler: constructor Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/8/3/8/d/d/cache_838ddd00d1850509e20eb5be4cb4abfb] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[objecthandler->path] Hit! Objecthandler->lookup(EvoDummy): New! Objecthandler->lookup(Database_MySQLi): New! Database: constructor: MySQL Improved Extension Globalvars->loadBase() Globalvars->loadBase(): domain:[bestfeelings.org] Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/8/e/3/f/d/cache_8e3fd5d416ea57e34974f506fa0438ad] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[Globalvars->loadBase(): domain:[bestfeelings.org]] Hit! Globalvars->loadBase(): load base from Cache Globalvars->loadBase(): keyword:[best-feelings] Globalvars->loadBase(): taxonomy:[] Objecthandler->lookup(HTTP): New! HTTP: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(Utilities): New! Utility: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(xml2array): New! xml2array: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(PHPTAL): New! Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): New! DomQuery: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(User): New! User: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(__controller): New! __controller: constructor __controller->init() Objecthandler->lookup(Timer): New! __moduleloader: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(Timer): Hit! __pageloader: constructor __pageloader->init() __pageloader->getSchema() Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! __pageloader->getTemplate() Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! __pageloader->getRelated() Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/1/8/b/4/a/cache_18b4a3fbae8cc138ce3990f0cb876638] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[select keyword,related from evo_related where keyword='best feelings' order by id asc limit 4] Hit! __pageloader->getRemoved() __pageloader->parseSchema() current_node: 1/3 __pageloader->setStyle(.divUEIOHypG, background, #${site/theme/header/background}, 1) __pageloader->parseSchema() current_node: 1/4 obj_ad __pageloader->loadCSS() __pageloader->loadView(obj_ad, ad2) Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! current_node: 2/4 __pageloader->parseSchema() current_node: 1/2 __pageloader->setStyle(.divuFGwIYvs, width, 775px, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(.divuFGwIYvs, margin-top, 9px, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(.divuFGwIYvs, float, left, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(.divuFGwIYvs, margin-right, 9px, 1) __pageloader->parseSchema() current_node: 1/1 obj_logo __pageloader->loadCSS() __pageloader->loadView(obj_logo, logo_a) Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! current_node: 2/2 __pageloader->setStyle(.divaik3xg_o, width, 200px, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(.divaik3xg_o, margin-top, 9px, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(.divaik3xg_o, float, left, 1) __pageloader->parseSchema() current_node: 1/1 obj_user __pageloader->loadCSS() __pageloader->loadView(obj_user, user_a) Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! current_node: 3/4 obj_navigation __pageloader->loadCSS() __pageloader->loadView(obj_navigation, navigation_a) Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! current_node: 4/4 obj_navigation __pageloader->loadCSS() __pageloader->loadView(obj_navigation, navigation_b) Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! current_node: 2/3 __pageloader->loadCSS() __moduleloader->addModule(): module:[mod_podcasts] __pageloader->loadView(mod_podcasts, podcasts) Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! __pageloader->setStyle(#modPeFJwI0k, background, #fff, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#modPeFJwI0k, background, #fff, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#modPeFJwI0k, background, #fff, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#modPeFJwI0k, background, #fff, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#modPeFJwI0k, background, #fff, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#modPeFJwI0k, background, #fff, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#modPeFJwI0k, background, #fff, 1) current_node: 3/3 obj_footer __pageloader->loadCSS() __pageloader->loadView(obj_footer, footer) Objecthandler->lookup(DomQuery): Hit! __controller->run() __moduleloader->run() >---------------[mod_podcasts]----------------------------------< Cache->setDefault(): All settings have been set to default! Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts): New! mod_podcasts: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_parent): New! mod_podcasts_parent: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(XML): New! XML: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(Timer): Hit! Objecthandler->lookup(xml2array): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/8/7/6/6/d/cache_8766d344e9436a711cc4b4e5bdab9795] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://search.podcast.com/?q=Best%20Feelings%20mp3&index=feeds&pip=1&norm=1&m=20] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003509521484] mod_podcasts_parent->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_birdie-jaworski-radio) Cache->getForever(): fname:[/var/www/.forever/c/7/0/f/5/cache_c70f5166322c567a052063d7c6918217] Cache->getForever(): keyword:[podcasts_birdie-jaworski-radio] Hit! mod_podcasts_parent->makeLove: Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): New! mod_podcast_child: constructor Objecthandler->lookup(XML): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/d/f/f/7/8/cache_dff780bae22777657bd24dea9666312e] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=10153&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003099441528] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_birdie-jaworski-radio) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/1/c/e/7/1/cache_1ce71e3f26e5a8e89d149b35b65fd163] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=5918&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003118515015] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_dark-dose---dark-music-mp3-blog) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/d/e/8/a/3/cache_de8a3d1228aad8db2ce321747a5f1fc9] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=22723&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003180503845] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_alexbykenzos-audio-podcast) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/3/d/e/5/6/cache_3de5665da0b65a3fdafafe6e3840b4ef] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=27097&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003170967102] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_leafs-nation) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/f/5/a/1/0/cache_f5a1057231f0a219c84738d0c548ce53] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=29458&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003201961517] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_aliens-and-satanic-creatures-wanted-humans-need-not-apply) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/d/f/0/e/e/cache_df0eeec8262ccc7c4f52efd460e999b2] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=31461&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0002961158752] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_jazz-in-chicago-podcast) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/e/c/a/b/7/cache_ecab71541224449f67086bbbba90800e] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=39130&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0002801418304] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_late-night-love---podcast) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/a/a/b/0/c/cache_aab0c208226b0763f067f32f48a02d46] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=39532&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003499984741] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_the-az-ufo-show) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/8/3/0/e/a/cache_830ea659e1b7e4a92c14440b71069662] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=40103&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003550052643] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_undiscovered-urban-gospel) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/5/a/4/1/0/cache_5a4103bf87474939ea49428626ed400d] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=50743&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0002830028534] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_full-circle) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/a/6/e/7/3/cache_a6e73db4065c9a1afb6bf5072511fcc1] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=53031&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0002949237823] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_winning-life-through-pain) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/9/0/0/d/f/cache_900df227e228408e3cb8ad5ff477307c] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=63175&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003151893616] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_relationships-some-assembly-required-workshop) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/e/f/5/2/b/cache_ef52bdd08b0477908ef08413a89bd554] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=73412&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0001330375671] Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/1/e/f/b/3/cache_1efb3fa618128e7535bb4ff863f4197f] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=3628&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0004918575287] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_zerologik) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/4/6/e/0/4/cache_46e04c1c160c75c382a2a1badab4ae00] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=57137&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0017421245575] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_feel-it-real-with-denise-and-macha) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/0/d/e/9/6/cache_0de96d498a9dee86516162b3c7f75eda] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=65145&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0001378059387] Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/7/b/0/d/2/cache_7b0d2a7ee34e40ccad6b46e7457b8b8c] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=69928&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0001261234283] Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/c/7/2/3/b/cache_c723b6fb31daadab4b874afdd836f1cc] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=768&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0009379386902] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_wizbang-podcast) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/2/3/8/c/5/cache_238c5799c06fb8f0c92c1b928f2d8e77] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=2377&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003068447113] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_eft-talk) Objecthandler->lookup(mod_podcasts_child): Hit! Cache->getCache(): fname:[/var/www/.cache/6/f/2/1/6/cache_6f216a5120920426c88fdae8dcb57c02] Cache->getCache(): keyword:[http://xcode.podcast.com/hitCounter/logHit.php?feedId=4372&norm=1] Hit! XML->init(): time:[0.0003290176392] mod_podcasts_child->parseData: Cache->foreverCache(podcasts_los-and-smoke) __basemodule->view() __moduleloader->run(): module:[mod_podcasts], cache used:[0.0074160099031] __moduleloader->run(): module:[mod_podcasts], mtime used:[0.0943331718445] >---------------------------------------------------------------< __moduleloader->run(): time:[0.0943331718445], module:[mod_podcasts] Cache->setDefault(): All settings have been set to default! __pageloader->run() __pageloader->loadCSS() __pageloader->getContentFont(Trebuchet MS) __pageloader->setStyle(*, font-family, Trebuchet MS,sans-serif, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(body, text-align, center, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#body, margin, 0 auto, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#body, width, 984px, 1) __pageloader->setStyle(#body, text-align, left, 1) __pageloader->buildCSS() DomQuery->addChild() __pageloader->buildCSS() DomQuery->addChild() __pageloader->getNavigation() __pageloader->getLogo(#logo h2 a, 45px) __pageloader->getLogoFont(Cooper) __pageloader->getAnalytics() Cache->getFileIOTime(): File I/O Time:[0.0079050064088] Total time used:[0.1285560131073] Request:[http://www.bestfeelings.org/podcasts/birdie-jaworski-radio] Class Loading Used:[0.0099217891693] Auth validator Used:[0.0000059604645] Controller Used:[0.1286101341248] --Model time Used:[0.0968430042267] --View time Used:[0.0254580974579] PHPTAL Time Used:[0.3653900623322] Over All Time Used:[0.5041580200195]