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1. 1. Invasion Or Subversion - Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply

-In this episode: A pre-invasion reconnaissance mission turns into disaster when Kerna, one of the best intelligence agents from the planet Ishibod, returns from Earth a mental wreck. Craxus, the leader of the invasion committee must determine what has happened so he

2. 2. Teachers Pet - Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply

-In this episode: When animals kill another animal, we call this survival. If some form of life must have something to survive, to deny it would mean their extinction from the planet. Many of the species that roam the planet we fear, or do not approve of, yet we allow

3. 3. Cat With A Past - Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply

-In this episode: Rene wants a cat. Milt hates cats--especially because unaltered cats are very expensive. Today's cats are altered by the splicing of human DNA into theirs making them "more human." Rene insists that she must have a normal and unaltered cat.

4. 4. Inhuman Or Inhumane - Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply

-In this episode: The perfect killing machine: the Vampire. If this creature could be controlled by a government agency, a dark government agency, imagine what criminal things they could do -- and probably get away with. They could relieve the Government of many irrit

5. 5. Operator - Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply

-In this episode: Operators get crank phone calls just as we do. That's how it all starts out for Denise, the operator on duty. She gets a call from Mr. Death, wanting to know the number of someone that needs to die. At first she thinks, that's kind of different from

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